R.I.P. Diana Wynne Jones :(
She was the tits. There aren’t many writers like her. Even in my Lois Duncan/Go Ask Alice phase I realized I was in the company of far inferior YA literature.
I completely understand the appeal of the Church of Latter-Day Saints. (Is that bad? Does admitting this make me a bad Jew?) Several years ago, I watched the film Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy for the first time and discovered that, lo, it was AWESOME. I thereafter nursed dreams of applying to Brigham Young, living off-campus in a very pink apartment, and convincing some hot piece of...
Anonymous asked: Why do you post such outlandish things that give women an annoying image? Are you a lesbian?
baby names are awesome: part I
Those who know me intimately (not necessarily sexually-intimately; anyone I might want to sleep with would probably be kind of disconcerted if I sprang this information on them right before going “OKAY LET’S FUCK”) know that I am obsessed with baby names. I don’t actually like kids though so I’m not sure what purpose my obsession with Nymbler actually serves. I guess...
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St. Ives Collagen Elastin Moisturizing Body Wash
My mom just threw a hissy because I bought the wrong kind of body wash. Phantom bloodshed flickered for a second on the undersides of my eyelids and, in that moment, I felt like Patrick Bateman with a CVS Card instead of a Platinum AmEx. awesome, brah
I’m playing my pirated copy of Russian Rosetta Stone and one of the images depicts a man running to catch a bus that he has missed. HA! That poor fucker. I bet he works in a cubicle. He probably doesn’t own a pirated copy of Rosetta Stone, so he’s probably never slammed his open palm down on the keyboard of his laptop out of frustration that he can’t hear the difference between готовит and...