June 2009
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“Star Wars the musical? I think nothing could be more vomitous.”
– Carrie Fisher
You Are Jeff
by Richard Siken
1 There are two twins on motorbikes but one is farther up the road, beyond the hairpin turn, or just before it, depending on which twin you are in love with at the time. Do not choose sides yet. It is still to your advantage to remain impartial. Both motorbikes are shiny red and both boys have perfect teeth, dark hair, soft hands. The one in front will want to take you apart, and...
WatchDanny DeVito on the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia set likely drunk at 8am.
Kubiak
by Matthew Gray Gubler
if you end up in the emergency room after a dance contest did you win? or did you lose? why did you have a dance contest in the first place? because you thought you were cool you are not you are eating pringles and watching the apple dumpling gang you have to drag yourself around your room while laying on your stomach gripping tight to the floorboards wearing your most...
